(i reached at 1 o'clock to police station and i found really midnight time in police station such horrible. i told u some time ago tonight is very dramatical for me.. i park my bike. and entered .. when i found my all frnd stood up and look at me...)
me- hay mr. ranjan(sub inspector).
ranjan- hay sir(he stood up and sack hand).
me- kya hua sir .
ranjan- sir aap ye bataiye ki aap kya lenge, chay, Coffey.
me- no thank's.
ranjan- no sir plz one coffey with us. it is great time for us.
me- ok, and what about my frnd( i asked)
ranjan- oh laundo chalo chup chap murga ban jao.chalo(in tuf way)
( they try to do slowly)
yadav- chlo jaldi karo murga bano chlo.
ranjan- yadav sabhi ke pichhawadhe ek ek danda mar . bana muraga..
vinod- Hay vivek.
me- what.
vinod- help yar.
me - wahi to kar rah hoon. par abhi to tu murga ban..
ranjan- yadav , Daya ko bula uar mar salon ke...
(they try to punished him)
ranjan- to sir kab chhodhe in ko.
me- aaj rat rahne dete hain..
(suddenly yadav cry)
yadav- abe Mutana band kar.
me - kyon Muta rah hai.
arin- Rahul muta rah hai.(i fully drunkard tone)
me abe rahul.
rahul- sorry yar nikal gya(i fully drunkard tone)
he he rahul Mut diya( all say unison and start laugh)
ranjan- set-up. ,, sir ek ko ek chanta maru( asked to me)
me- kyon nhi.
yadav- abe tu kyon mut rha hai.
hemant- main kaha mut rha hoon ye to pasina hai hai.(i fully drunkard tone)
yadav- kyon be ye kyon sa pasina hai... tere bap ne diya tah kya ye pasina....
hamant-(he look down ans start laugh, vastly he he he he hi hi ha ga) abe sach me be main Muta diya hoon.
arin- chup kar.
hemant-issssss(keep finger in mouth) (and start move)
(after 2 min)
bipin-mammy hmmm hummm(he start weeping)
me- abe tu kyon ro rha hai.
bipin- yar dard ho rha hai.
ranjan- sir in kp luck-up me dalate hain aur wahi bat karte hain warna ye log hag - mut ke bra bar kar denge..
yadav- chlore . under.
ranjan- aiye sir.
me- ok
ranjan- dubey , 2 chair lana yar under aur ek pani bottle.
(we go to under the shell)
rajan- abe kya kar rahe ho.
me- kya hua.
ranjan- sabhi mutan chalu kar diye hain.
me- abe , arin , rahul , hemant, vinod, mayank, oyoy kya kar rahe ho....
"bhai rha nhi ja rha hai"" aur bhut mar padhi hai.
me- to pite samay sochna chahiye tha na.
hiketan- bhai bhai...ooooo
(he vomited in high pressure)
me- abe sale . kay kar raha hai..
hiketan- sorry yar ooooo(again vomit)
kishor- abe kutte, Mad.. chooo, mere pair me kyon kiya.
hiketan- gand mara to.
kishor- kya bola Ma..cho.....
ranjan- ayye chup.(yadav hit there but(ass) by strick)
kishor- aauchhh. kyon mara be.
yadav- ye le aur kha..(again)
arin- abe vivek tu humara help kyon nhi kar rha hai. hume bahar nikal..
me- bat kar rha hoon mere vakil ko aane de..
ajay to sale jaldi bula naaa.(he slip and fall in vomit)
he he he hi (all start laugh )
ranjan- cup karo aur murga bano
"ok"
ranjan- ya aap ke frnd hai ......sir
me- han yar,,,,
mayank- 1,2,3,4,56......
me- abe kya kar rah hai........
mayank- abe garni lag rhai hai .. aur fan bahut slow hai be...
(my phone is starat ringing)
me- hay saifali.
saifali-kisa hai. aur problem to nhi hua hai..
me nhi yar..
vinod- aittttt ishika ka phone hai.......
me- chup kar.. saifali ka.....
arin- jhuta bol rha hai....sale yar ko chodu bnata hai.....
me- bat karega
arin- han kyon nahi..
me- ye le..
arin... hay ishika...
saifai- abe kamine kutte, kya kar rahe ho tum log, kal mine btati hoon tum logo ko....
(arin give me phone very fastly)
arin . tu bat kar, tu bat kar..
me- kya hua.. bat nhi karna...
mayank- kyon tha be aur kya hua teri fatti kyon hai..
arin- yar saifaly thi....sala harami sahi bol rha tha....
"what sifaly ko ye bat pata chal gya"(evrey body unison )
me- han
hiketan- ab to mar yar....
arin- sali ne daru utar diya yar.......
ranjan- sir main ata hoon.
(i continue my call )
me-han siafaly sab control me hain.. tum log tension mat lo.
saifaly- aur rishi logonko ghar bhej diya na....
han
sai - ye le tere jaan se bat kar , darr rahi thi,
ishq- hai kaise ho ,
"main thik hoon bad me bat krta hoon."
(i cut the phone)
arin- saifaly yahan to nhi aa rhi hai na...
me- aa rhi hai kuchh hi time me...
arin- kyon bulaya yar..
me- uske papa hamre vakil hain....
vinod- uahhhterri beta Arin tu to mara . aur hum sb ki laga gai...
plz yar kuchh kar yar. use mat bula....9the said)
(ranajan came to shell)
ranjan- oy ladhko chalo shell ki safai karo. bhut hogay ....tum logo ka bdamasi.
mayank- ye fan slow nahi hai..sir
(yadav hit again)
mayan- aauch mara kyon....
tobe continue..
me- hay mr. ranjan(sub inspector).
ranjan- hay sir(he stood up and sack hand).
me- kya hua sir .
ranjan- sir aap ye bataiye ki aap kya lenge, chay, Coffey.
me- no thank's.
ranjan- no sir plz one coffey with us. it is great time for us.
me- ok, and what about my frnd( i asked)
ranjan- oh laundo chalo chup chap murga ban jao.chalo(in tuf way)
( they try to do slowly)
yadav- chlo jaldi karo murga bano chlo.
ranjan- yadav sabhi ke pichhawadhe ek ek danda mar . bana muraga..
vinod- Hay vivek.
me- what.
vinod- help yar.
me - wahi to kar rah hoon. par abhi to tu murga ban..
ranjan- yadav , Daya ko bula uar mar salon ke...
(they try to punished him)
ranjan- to sir kab chhodhe in ko.
me- aaj rat rahne dete hain..
(suddenly yadav cry)
yadav- abe Mutana band kar.
me - kyon Muta rah hai.
arin- Rahul muta rah hai.(i fully drunkard tone)
me abe rahul.
rahul- sorry yar nikal gya(i fully drunkard tone)
he he rahul Mut diya( all say unison and start laugh)
ranjan- set-up. ,, sir ek ko ek chanta maru( asked to me)
me- kyon nhi.
yadav- abe tu kyon mut rha hai.
hemant- main kaha mut rha hoon ye to pasina hai hai.(i fully drunkard tone)
yadav- kyon be ye kyon sa pasina hai... tere bap ne diya tah kya ye pasina....
hamant-(he look down ans start laugh, vastly he he he he hi hi ha ga) abe sach me be main Muta diya hoon.
arin- chup kar.
hemant-issssss(keep finger in mouth) (and start move)
(after 2 min)
bipin-mammy hmmm hummm(he start weeping)
me- abe tu kyon ro rha hai.
bipin- yar dard ho rha hai.
ranjan- sir in kp luck-up me dalate hain aur wahi bat karte hain warna ye log hag - mut ke bra bar kar denge..
yadav- chlore . under.
ranjan- aiye sir.
me- ok
ranjan- dubey , 2 chair lana yar under aur ek pani bottle.
(we go to under the shell)
rajan- abe kya kar rahe ho.
me- kya hua.
ranjan- sabhi mutan chalu kar diye hain.
me- abe , arin , rahul , hemant, vinod, mayank, oyoy kya kar rahe ho....
"bhai rha nhi ja rha hai"" aur bhut mar padhi hai.
me- to pite samay sochna chahiye tha na.
hiketan- bhai bhai...ooooo(he vomited in high pressure)
me- abe sale . kay kar raha hai..
hiketan- sorry yar ooooo(again vomit)
kishor- abe kutte, Mad.. chooo, mere pair me kyon kiya.
hiketan- gand mara to.
kishor- kya bola Ma..cho.....
ranjan- ayye chup.(yadav hit there but(ass) by strick)
kishor- aauchhh. kyon mara be.
yadav- ye le aur kha..(again)
arin- abe vivek tu humara help kyon nhi kar rha hai. hume bahar nikal..
me- bat kar rha hoon mere vakil ko aane de..
ajay to sale jaldi bula naaa.(he slip and fall in vomit)
he he he hi (all start laugh )
ranjan- cup karo aur murga bano
"ok"
ranjan- ya aap ke frnd hai ......sir
me- han yar,,,,
mayank- 1,2,3,4,56......
me- abe kya kar rah hai........
mayank- abe garni lag rhai hai .. aur fan bahut slow hai be...
(my phone is starat ringing)
me- hay saifali.
saifali-kisa hai. aur problem to nhi hua hai..
me nhi yar..
vinod- aittttt ishika ka phone hai.......
me- chup kar.. saifali ka.....
arin- jhuta bol rha hai....sale yar ko chodu bnata hai.....
me- bat karega
arin- han kyon nahi..
me- ye le..
arin... hay ishika...
saifai- abe kamine kutte, kya kar rahe ho tum log, kal mine btati hoon tum logo ko....
(arin give me phone very fastly)
arin . tu bat kar, tu bat kar..
me- kya hua.. bat nhi karna...
mayank- kyon tha be aur kya hua teri fatti kyon hai..
arin- yar saifaly thi....sala harami sahi bol rha tha....
"what sifaly ko ye bat pata chal gya"(evrey body unison )
me- han
hiketan- ab to mar yar....
arin- sali ne daru utar diya yar.......
ranjan- sir main ata hoon.
(i continue my call )
me-han siafaly sab control me hain.. tum log tension mat lo.
saifaly- aur rishi logonko ghar bhej diya na....
han
sai - ye le tere jaan se bat kar , darr rahi thi,
ishq- hai kaise ho ,
"main thik hoon bad me bat krta hoon."
(i cut the phone)
arin- saifaly yahan to nhi aa rhi hai na...
me- aa rhi hai kuchh hi time me...
arin- kyon bulaya yar..
me- uske papa hamre vakil hain....
vinod- uahhhterri beta Arin tu to mara . aur hum sb ki laga gai...
plz yar kuchh kar yar. use mat bula....9the said)
(ranajan came to shell)
ranjan- oy ladhko chalo shell ki safai karo. bhut hogay ....tum logo ka bdamasi.
mayank- ye fan slow nahi hai..sir
(yadav hit again)
mayan- aauch mara kyon....
tobe continue..
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