(after a great GPL session i declare Daru party... me. my frnd and my bro...all are ready for daru party......first time i m not agree for Daru party in front my bro...but i found they are more interested then my frnd...and i know one thing which is.. i able to handle my frnd .. but i cant handle my bro.. mostly..hardik...because..they never listen a single word of me....and i did not want to break there heart...with the respect of there youngerness and also the aur my Stap brother....)
Mayank- to be sale .party kaha karenge...kahi chalana hai kya...
me- nahi yar hum log party yahin karenge.....
aur tum logo me se daru lene kaun ja raha hai.....
Ritesh- me and Mayank Bhaiya....(and come front of me)
me- chup kar sale....mere samane to chup kar.....
Mayank- abe jane dena..
abe kya lagta hai tere ko ki ye log tera sunane walen hai.
me- Abe mayank tu in tino ko chadha kar rakha.....
(they smile)
Ajay- ok to tum log 5 full RS (Royal Stage),
2 Blenders Pride, and 3 cold drink le anan..
and supplementary ke liye... kuchh strong.. le ana..
(he give a big description about all material)
me- wah re... Gandu tere ko itana to kabhi subject ka yaad nahi rha...
.(to Ajay),,,and mere liye kuchh khana pack kra lena...(to my bro)
Hiketan- bhai kyon tum nahi pi rahe ho...(ask very anonymously )
mayank- Vivek daru nahi pita hai..
hiketan-aur chicken..(again in same way).
Ajay- ye ek hi "chodu" hai hamare group me..jo ki na daru pita hai na hi chicken khata hai...
vinod--Pandit hain bhiya ji....(said in funny mode)
Hikeatn-- tabhi sale ne pundit ladhaki ko pata liya....(and look me)
me- abe jaao yar tum logon ko late nahi ho rha hai...aur ye ATM rakh lo mOney nikal lena....(i forward my ATM)
Mayank- abe rakh apna ATM apne pass. hamare pass money hai...
me- hayyyyyyy..........kamino GPL mar ke kamr ki halat kharab kar diye ho.. utha nahi ja rha hai....( i said to all and try to sit in my bad but i cant able to stand in my lag thank's to my frnd )..abe kyon...
Rahul.. kyon ki bhai party hum logon ka hai wo bhi teri khusi me. To hum ne socha ki money bhi hum lagayenge..
me- Par party to meri hai na...
Hardik- han bhaiya. party aap ka hi hai. but hmara bhi kuchh...
me-kya bola..
Hardik- tum log jao aur one hours me aajana(to Mayank and Ritesh)..and aap ne Gf ban liya hum Party kar rhe hain. aur aap se hum money thodhe hi le sakte hain...
Bipin- dekh tery khushi hamari khushi... aur tum ko to tujhe GPL mararni thi thi wo hum mar chuke hain...ab baki part Hardik, Ritesh and Rishi de rhe hain.
me- han "Ma ke L........"mere hi bhaiyon ko luto tum log...(Hardik, Ritesh and Rishi are my bro....)
vinod- yar ye bat ki sale kal jab ye bat Ishq ko pata chala to kya hoga.....
me -iiiii Ay Rishi..mera thodha help kar na..
Rishi- bolo Bhiya.
Me - abe painkiller le aa aur mobile charger le aa....(i give order to my bro..)
"ok bhaiya"
(my all frnd start mt Laptop and play American Pai. movie. they enjoy movie and i suffer from pain.)
me - abe Arin tune in sabhi ko bola na mere bare me..
Arin- nahi yar Saifaly ne bataya..
Riashi- ye lo.(gave me painkiller and glass of water)
(my phone again start ring. and Ishq calling ..)
Arin- le bat kar le.(he go away from me)
Rishi- bhaiya mujhe bhi bat karni hai.
me- abe nhi..."plz plz plz"
me -ok karata hoon.
(i attend the phone..)
ishq- hay jaanu..kya ho rha hai..
me- kuchh nahi hai meri Gand mar li gai hai.....
ishq- kya tere GPl hua ahi..
Me- ek nahi 3 Time..(she start laughing)
ishq- me ? kiasne kiya.?
me- frnd aur mere tino bhai..
Ishq-par kis bat par..
me- mere bhai Rishi tere se bat karna chahata hai...wahi batayega...
(i give phone to Rishi)
Rishi- hay bhaibhi....
(and they start talking..i know Rishi has great
capability to Prolonged any type of conversation.
and after one hours Mayank and ritesh have
been come. with to large bage..)
me- how much bill.
Ritesh- chhodh na..
me -how much .
Bipin- abe kya bill ke piche padha hai..let,s start party yar...
me- mera kahana....
mayank- oh sitttt. bhul gayye yar....
me - Abe"Ma....C..." daru nhi bhuile khana bhul gaye.. L...... rah ke 11 baj rhen hain kaha jaun......
ritesh - Rishi kha hai.
me - Ishq se bat kar rah hai..
Hardik- ye sahi nahi hai jab main bat karana chaha to mana kar diya. aur abhi Rishi ko de diya...
me- abe nahi diya..wo le gaya....
(then rishi come to the room and give me phone)
me- hello ishq..
"han bolo"
me- i call u after 10 min.
"ok dear I love You"
me- me to.
(suddenly every body turn towards me and stare me and tell)
bhabhi me I Love you bola an(every body in unison)
me -nahi yar. (and i try to avoid there Que).
Hiketan- aaaaiiiittttttt, bhabhi ne I love u to bola hi hai...
me -chal be daru pi.
hiketan- bola ya nhi.
"han bola"
mayank- abhaiyon chalo again GPL..
me- abe kay kar rahe ho.......
(Againg GPL to me)
me- BS ho gaya ki aur bhi marna....hai
mayank- bhai tu to naraj ho gaya....
me - chal chal daru pi....
ME- abe rishi tu mere sath bahar chal....
"kahan"
(my frnd open RS And cold drink....and ply the some party music in loud sound.)
vinod-- bhai Vivek.. tere naam se .....(cheassssss)
to be continue...
Mayank- to be sale .party kaha karenge...kahi chalana hai kya...
me- nahi yar hum log party yahin karenge.....
aur tum logo me se daru lene kaun ja raha hai.....
Ritesh- me and Mayank Bhaiya....(and come front of me)
me- chup kar sale....mere samane to chup kar.....
Mayank- abe jane dena..
abe kya lagta hai tere ko ki ye log tera sunane walen hai.
me- Abe mayank tu in tino ko chadha kar rakha.....
(they smile)
Ajay- ok to tum log 5 full RS (Royal Stage),
2 Blenders Pride, and 3 cold drink le anan..
and supplementary ke liye... kuchh strong.. le ana..
(he give a big description about all material)
me- wah re... Gandu tere ko itana to kabhi subject ka yaad nahi rha...
.(to Ajay),,,and mere liye kuchh khana pack kra lena...(to my bro)
Hiketan- bhai kyon tum nahi pi rahe ho...(ask very anonymously )
mayank- Vivek daru nahi pita hai..
hiketan-aur chicken..(again in same way).
Ajay- ye ek hi "chodu" hai hamare group me..jo ki na daru pita hai na hi chicken khata hai...
vinod--Pandit hain bhiya ji....(said in funny mode)
Hikeatn-- tabhi sale ne pundit ladhaki ko pata liya....(and look me)
me- abe jaao yar tum logon ko late nahi ho rha hai...aur ye ATM rakh lo mOney nikal lena....(i forward my ATM)
Mayank- abe rakh apna ATM apne pass. hamare pass money hai...
me- hayyyyyyy..........kamino GPL mar ke kamr ki halat kharab kar diye ho.. utha nahi ja rha hai....( i said to all and try to sit in my bad but i cant able to stand in my lag thank's to my frnd )..abe kyon...
Rahul.. kyon ki bhai party hum logon ka hai wo bhi teri khusi me. To hum ne socha ki money bhi hum lagayenge..
me- Par party to meri hai na...
Hardik- han bhaiya. party aap ka hi hai. but hmara bhi kuchh...
me-kya bola..
Hardik- tum log jao aur one hours me aajana(to Mayank and Ritesh)..and aap ne Gf ban liya hum Party kar rhe hain. aur aap se hum money thodhe hi le sakte hain...
Bipin- dekh tery khushi hamari khushi... aur tum ko to tujhe GPL mararni thi thi wo hum mar chuke hain...ab baki part Hardik, Ritesh and Rishi de rhe hain.
me- han "Ma ke L........"mere hi bhaiyon ko luto tum log...(Hardik, Ritesh and Rishi are my bro....)
vinod- yar ye bat ki sale kal jab ye bat Ishq ko pata chala to kya hoga.....me -iiiii Ay Rishi..mera thodha help kar na..
Rishi- bolo Bhiya.
Me - abe painkiller le aa aur mobile charger le aa....(i give order to my bro..)
"ok bhaiya"
(my all frnd start mt Laptop and play American Pai. movie. they enjoy movie and i suffer from pain.)
me - abe Arin tune in sabhi ko bola na mere bare me..
Arin- nahi yar Saifaly ne bataya..
Riashi- ye lo.(gave me painkiller and glass of water)
(my phone again start ring. and Ishq calling ..)
Arin- le bat kar le.(he go away from me)
Rishi- bhaiya mujhe bhi bat karni hai.
me- abe nhi..."plz plz plz"
me -ok karata hoon.
(i attend the phone..)
ishq- hay jaanu..kya ho rha hai..
me- kuchh nahi hai meri Gand mar li gai hai.....
ishq- kya tere GPl hua ahi..
Me- ek nahi 3 Time..(she start laughing)
ishq- me ? kiasne kiya.?
me- frnd aur mere tino bhai..
Ishq-par kis bat par..
me- mere bhai Rishi tere se bat karna chahata hai...wahi batayega...
(i give phone to Rishi)
Rishi- hay bhaibhi....
(and they start talking..i know Rishi has great
capability to Prolonged any type of conversation.
and after one hours Mayank and ritesh have
been come. with to large bage..)
me- how much bill.
Ritesh- chhodh na..
me -how much .
Bipin- abe kya bill ke piche padha hai..let,s start party yar...
me- mera kahana....
mayank- oh sitttt. bhul gayye yar....
me - Abe"Ma....C..." daru nhi bhuile khana bhul gaye.. L...... rah ke 11 baj rhen hain kaha jaun......
ritesh - Rishi kha hai.
me - Ishq se bat kar rah hai..
Hardik- ye sahi nahi hai jab main bat karana chaha to mana kar diya. aur abhi Rishi ko de diya...
me- abe nahi diya..wo le gaya....
(then rishi come to the room and give me phone)
me- hello ishq..
"han bolo"
me- i call u after 10 min.
"ok dear I love You"
me- me to.
(suddenly every body turn towards me and stare me and tell)
bhabhi me I Love you bola an(every body in unison)
me -nahi yar. (and i try to avoid there Que).
Hiketan- aaaaiiiittttttt, bhabhi ne I love u to bola hi hai...
me -chal be daru pi.
hiketan- bola ya nhi.
"han bola"
mayank- abhaiyon chalo again GPL..
me- abe kay kar rahe ho.......
(Againg GPL to me)
me- BS ho gaya ki aur bhi marna....hai
mayank- bhai tu to naraj ho gaya....
me - chal chal daru pi....
ME- abe rishi tu mere sath bahar chal....
"kahan"
(my frnd open RS And cold drink....and ply the some party music in loud sound.)
vinod-- bhai Vivek.. tere naam se .....(cheassssss)
to be continue...
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